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What you've always wanted! Hawt young stars we all know, love and hate covered in dookie! Selena Gomez option not available. Wait for second version you horny ape!
I'll say something about Nikki Glaser and that's it.
Nikki Glaser looks like Paris Hilton took a shit. Which is surprising as both probably don't eat anything. Other than.... [Insert predictable vagina joke here]
Nikki's voice is so annoying Billy Mays' ghost shouts "Shut The Fuck Up!" whenever she does her garbage excuse for a monologue on her NOT FUNNY show.
Nikki Glaser's voice is so loud it makes Beethoven want to get up from his grave and write a heavy metal hatred riff from pure annoyance.
When Nikki got up there she said "keep it going for David Spade" and I said yes! Keep it going long enough and maybe she'll stop talking at that point!
When Nikki tries to be funny by acting like a slut it's more painful than watching Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell decorate their house in a Christmas commercial. No one in their right mind cares.
Oh, yeah and that Ann Coulter stuff. Don't care.
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Unfunny children on the internet:
Get out of here you dumb human waste! You're not funny! And you nevr will be! And definitely NOT OFFENSIVE! You couldn't offend a crippled kindergartner afraid of pepper. Like your gay ass uncle Daniel Tosh! He has the same fate.
Me thinks a bunch of fags from DeviantArt migrated to Newgrounds and turned it into a playpen of kiddy trash. Well, regardless, I ain't leaving. Should you care? No. I don't need you to. But if you do, thanks!
Hit me up @ email@example.com, and I'll show you some spot on impressions, bizarre, creative, and if you really really really want, even some sexy voices for your toon too!
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Oh, hello there. Was wondering if anyone knows where to watch some cartoons on the fucking interweb please????