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Young one, the slower you swallow, the nastier it's gonna go down.

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I'll say something about Nikki Glaser and that's it.

Nikki Glaser looks like Paris Hilton took a shit. Which is surprising as both probably don't eat anything. Other than.... [Insert predictable vagina joke here]

Nikki's voice is so annoying Billy Mays' ghost shouts "Shut The Fuck Up!" whenever she does her garbage excuse for a monologue on her NOT FUNNY show.

Nikki Glaser's voice is so loud it makes Beethoven want to get up from his grave and write a heavy metal hatred riff from pure annoyance.

When Nikki got up there she said "keep it going for David Spade" and I said yes! Keep it going long enough and maybe she'll stop talking at that point!

When Nikki tries to be funny by acting like a slut it's more painful than watching Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell decorate their house in a Christmas commercial. No one in their right mind cares.

Oh, yeah and that Ann Coulter stuff. Don't care.



Recent Game Medals

Play! 5 Points Click the play button! Medal Stats.
Guido King 25 Points You won the fight! Medal Stats.
Timely Manner 25 Points You won the game rather quickly Medal Stats.
Appealing Face 25 Points At least his face looks better now Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Man Boobs 5 Points His ribs are showing bro! Medal Stats.
Guido Bully 10 Points You Knocked him out Medal Stats.
Troll Caroller 25 Points You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!? Medal Stats.
Troll Carolling 10 Points Start watching! But will you finish it? Medal Stats.
Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 11 (From 3 different games.)

Latest Audio Submissions

Droid-Tron Voice Demo 1 Voice Demo Voice